by BlueDude6 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:16 pm
Recently cleared for Official Release:
The makers of Nerd-B-Gone have officially stopped all development and production of the product. Recent tests by the FDA, the FCC, EPA, and WeWe have determined that the Nerd-B-Gone spray and all of its derivatives release harmful anti-nerd-i-tons into the environment. Given the recently decline in the overall intelligence of the nation, all agencies involved, including Nerd-B-Gone's parent company, hope that there might still be some hope for us all.
Thank you
P.S.
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